its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Do plants get herpes?
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