What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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