Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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