is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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