I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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