Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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