I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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