ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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