Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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