I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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