And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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