i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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