I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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