i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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