i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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