I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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