I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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