Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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