Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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