Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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