You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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