just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Found your dick twin last night
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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