the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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