that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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