I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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