Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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