Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I think i got beer on your cat.
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