Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There was a lot of him and a little penis
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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