someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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