can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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