I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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