I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
