Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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