I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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