the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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