They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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