i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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