Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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