I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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