is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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