What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't want my vagina anymore.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
