What did we do last night that was yellow?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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