your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
