guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she woke up with a sticky ear
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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