Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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