Do you still have your period?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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