I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
