I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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