everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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