Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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